Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?

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StormGirl142 24

I think you accidentally a few words.

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groupleader 7

Hope your dad didn't come home and catch you doing your mom. Smooth pickup line bro'

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ice723 5

did she leave the room in disgust or help you finish?

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MommaSmurf 0

Sounds like someone has an Oedipal complex.

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xxespxx 2

Sigmund Freud would have fun with you.

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hobomonkey 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ;') I can't Breathe

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bubo_fml 10

Well...She had you inside her once before...

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friisen_ 0

No matter how I put it I can't figure out how that would EVER be an excuse!?

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