Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?

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StormGirl142 24

I think you accidentally a few words.

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grannygruber 6

Now that's giving mom some ammunition for when she meets your gf! Hey honey, do you remember when you said you think of me while whacking off? But seriously dude, FYL, first time a FML has made me laugh so hard!

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arrowtopatella 11

I got caught once, it's so bad, especially since I was lying down with my legs spread apart... Shower is the best place to do it.

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MangaManiacNat 13

Really that is all you could think of that? Next time either think quicker on your feet or think of an excuse before hand.

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PYLrulz 17

Whatever floats your boat :-/

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harof1c 0

Wtf you would say your thinking about her

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