By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 16:11 - United States - Tyrone

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Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML
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hekinokuroihi 20

Dad was also wondering why his son moaned in ecstasy whilst shaving.

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hershelLayton 13

Wow Op, that ***** of yours must be an airplane engine.

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socialproduct 19

I could imagine that would be a pretty uncomfortable situation. But I gotta say YDI OP. Should try to be a little more discreet when there are other people in the house.

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Ayasha_fml 12

No. you prudish sexless frustrated virgin lawn gnome. She has every right to ********** in her own home. Doing it late night is probably the best chance of people being asleep. They need to invest in ear plugs or grow up. I hate to inform parents that they're adorable little angels, will hit puberty and crave pleasure. Its like they forgot what being a teen is like themselves.

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Dark_Cecilia 20

Well, it could have been a new one and she didnt realise how loud it was.

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DoomedGemini 37

Id say invest in waterproof toys and take it to the bath or shower

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EagleSonOfEagle 11

Who doesn't at least turn it on once before trying it? If I was sticking something inside myself, I would inspect the sh*t out of it and make sure I knew what I was in for before jamming it in and turning it to 11!

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socialproduct 19

#26, nobody gave any opinion about a person's "right to **********". The point I was making was about discretion. I don't consider it prudish to show one's housemates a little consideration. Now I'm just a humble "virgin lawn gnome" but suggesting that people need to resort to buying earplugs just so they don't have to sit around and listen to their daughter's/sister's vibrator is idiotic. If I were to come to your place and start loudly maturbating in the middle of the night I'm sure you'd have a different opinion. (btw, none of this is related to the original post, which I'm sure was an honest mistake. It's only directed toward unnecessarily hostile comments).

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Raye_Delvego 8

The problem with that is, once you take it out of the package, it can't be returned. So even if it was too loud before actually trying it. She wouldn't be able to return it.

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catsbeforeyou 19

Why does this comment have so many down-votes? It's very true

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hershelLayton 13

Wow Op, that ***** of yours must be an airplane engine.

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deathstroke990 22

probably a vibrator just saying

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deathstroke990 22

Today, I was tired and misunderstood a joke. I was downvoted into oblivion, FML

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Lalala579121 27

No, clearly OP's moans sound like a shaver.

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cakester123 11

hahaha well thats awkward. lets hope your dad doesnt find out

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Helldemon 32

It's possible he already did and just mentioned it in front of her, blaming the brother because he didn't want to have that conversation with his daughter.

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Jaelkus 28

Don't forget the whipped ER shaving cream! Lubricantion is important.

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ScarletteEve 33

That's clever, you have my upvote.

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LikeYouGiveAShit 27

Better than it not being him but being his shaver

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NYGiants1925 22

You might want to invest in quieter equipment OP.

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Sampe101 15

At least it wasn't him, but not his shaver...

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