By Jasper - 29/5/2021 22:01 - United States

Betrayal

Today, I paid my best friend to not tell my girlfriend about having hooked up with another girl while drunk the other night. He told her anyway. Now I have no girlfriend and I’m $500 poorer. FML
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By  Jon Tessler  |  10

so you hooked up while drunk, mistake #1, paid your "best friend" $500, not to say anything, mistake #2, didn't have to guts to come clean to your Girlfriend, mistake #3 are mad because he told her, she dumped you, and you're out 500, and you think this is an FML and are seemingly looking for sympathy..... sorry dude, you are a dumbass, think of this as a life lesson. DON'T CHEAT, and DONT PAY A FRIEND to NOT say something. PS- have some respect for your next girlfriend(if you ever get another one).

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By  Jon Tessler  |  10

so you hooked up while drunk, mistake #1, paid your "best friend" $500, not to say anything, mistake #2, didn't have to guts to come clean to your Girlfriend, mistake #3 are mad because he told her, she dumped you, and you're out 500, and you think this is an FML and are seemingly looking for sympathy..... sorry dude, you are a dumbass, think of this as a life lesson. DON'T CHEAT, and DONT PAY A FRIEND to NOT say something. PS- have some respect for your next girlfriend(if you ever get another one).

By  Plop  |  13

You should see the silver lining: your best friend is probably boning your girlfriend real hard right now. You should be happy for them to have found some better than your POS self.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  31

Sounds like you ended up getting fucked a lot harder than you were expecting. At least when you do it from now on, you'll be fucking yourself so it won't hurt as much. So... bright side?