Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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steffi90 13
maybe you should ask her if you can take the next photos...best of both worlds then :)
graceinsheepwear 34
So fix it up. Then send it back to her and she'll have a professionally corrected pic to send to somebody else.
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Comments (103)
nate_dog362 6
**** BUDDY!!!!!! O YEA!!!!!
happle 21
Good lord how old are you
alphatoomega 21
Probably around his comment number.
Maxis_fml 11
At least you seem to be good at your job!
DrownedMyFish 18
"Yeah babe, loved the picture. I just have some small complaints, not necessarily criticism, but there can be some improvements. I'm not really feeling it. It doesn't seem like you're into it. Take another one but with more feeling this time. You're not a kitten, you're a man eating tiger! "
ileenefudge 29
Haha that could be either really good if she has a sense of humor or really bad and a major turn off for her lol. I loved the visual it gave me though.
victoriaescobar 10
What a *****.
Espolax 8
I'm guess there is high chance you have sent a nude pic once to someone
fwongraven 10
Wow, someone has issues.
ghil15 8
did you?...
victoriaescobar 10
I'm not the one sending nude pictures to random guys, haha. Having respect for yourself doesn't translate into "having issues" as far as I know.
fwongraven 10
1. People can do whatever the hell they want. 2. The OP and the woman know each other.
Cazz91 21
So a guy sends a nude picture (regardless if he knew the person or not) and gets a thumbs up but the moment a woman does it (regardless if she knew the person or not), she's a *****? Way to be double standard #15.
SlapAndTickle 20
#15 Stop being such a judgemental bitch. You have no idea of the whole situation. They could have known each other for 15 years. Random people? Learn to read.
skitzymew 19
Gotta agree with 28. Why are guys congradulated and girls shamed? There's definitely some sexism in there. And I'm also guessing that you, 15, aren't very classy yourself. Or respect your own body. Why call someone you don't know a *****? Either your insecure or just a flat out typical bitch. Way to preach about being lady-like and not doing it yourself.
Neyuu 18
Hey! A body is a body, and you can have self respect while enjoying your body/sharing that enjoyment with someone you like. I take it you have rather low self esteem if you feel the need to call someone a *****. I get that you were probably raised that way, but you shouldn't disrespect others just because you feel like you're better than them. How can you have self respect and be so self centered but have none for others? Taking a picture of something natural doesn't make her a bad person. Talking shit does.
perdix 31
I totally agree with 28 and 35 -- we have to end the double-standard!!! They can start by sending me nude photos and I will congratulate them and give them thumbs-up. What I do to fight injustice! I'm like a superhero, I guess.
TheDrifter 24
I say your injustice fighting should start with clothing equality laws. Why do women get to see buff, tanned, topless male construction workers, but the female ones are all covered up? Entirely unfair traffic experience.
victoriaescobar 10
Wow. Lol pretty sure I didn't ask for any of your opinions. Nice to know I can get a few people so riled up though, lmao.
mFUNdo21 17
you stupid ******* bitch. just because someone sends nudes it doesn't make them a *****! but judging someone for doing whatever the **** they want with their life is low and bitchy. so she likes showing off her body? hats off to her for being able to trust someone like that. she put herself in k position of vulnerability so take your "**** shaming" and shut the **** up. and just for clearance, posting a public comment invites opinions and this is mine. if you can give it then you better be able to take it
TiroC 25
Reply with, "I see you have some great personality babe!"
perdix 31
You are onto something. If she's willing to put out such a shoddy, low-quality product, imagine what you'll get when she puts out...
hig999 19
Ha, gaaaaay
SlapAndTickle 20
Since when is being gay an insult anymore? Grow up and get your head out of your ass.
MidnaLink 35
If it's a phone camera then Duhhhh!
perdix 31
I woke up and saw "nude photo" and "granny," and thought, "Shit, it's too early in the morning for GILF **** jokes."
TheDrifter 24
Just think them in an Aussie accent, it's late afternoon over there.
icyhottt 11
Ugh grainy pictures!?!? DELETE IT!! How horrible!!!!! XD