Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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steffi90 13
maybe you should ask her if you can take the next photos...best of both worlds then :)
graceinsheepwear 34
So fix it up. Then send it back to her and she'll have a professionally corrected pic to send to somebody else.
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Comments (103)
ThaPrelude 11
It's ok that you like men. we live in a society where people are accepting gay people. granted not all people accept it but people are more tolerant now
IntoPieces1819 7
I think almost everyone has their somewhat OCD tick....
Obey_StudBoii 23
That's all bad. You get a naked picture and all you think about is Photoshop.
terryaly 13
next time you take your own camera to snap her live!
The_Sadist 13
You have my sympathies, OP. I used to enjoy certain magazines just to enjoy the female form. Since getting more involved in photography, I now can't look at those pictures and just enjoy them. I now look at them and see posing, lighting, what I would've done differently, wonder what the focal length, f/stop etc. were and try to recreate the setup in my head.
SunTzu2 9
Useless as a photographer too.. Best you tell her the truth
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Then you've found your calling. Now go do it yourself. Catch my drift.
smartfailurefml 2
Thats terrible
theduder2013 5
So... Bad news. You're gay. Not that there is anything wrong with it
worldclassrager 41
If it was from her cell I can understand...otherwise she might need to work on focus...and you could help...