Anonymous
United States
Permission denied
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Eh...
Ukraine
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
anon
Swalmen, Netherlands
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
tramp
United States
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Wtfbruhimmovingout
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
whyme
Economic abuse
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ankle monitor
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
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Ottoman81 0
the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q
YouGotTold 0
how old is your mom
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Subtext 10
Here we use the term "Arschgeweih" (literal translation "ass antlers") since most tramp stamps you see here are tribals... I really don't mind if a girl has a tattoo as long as it is discreet (in a liberal sense)...but imho showing one's asscrack is disgusting enough without some artful symbol screaming "LOOK, HERE WE PRODUCE CRAP!"... Anyhow, I got a totally unrelated question... Why are people almost always (well, not (yet) in this thread) complaining about the use of your instead of you're and - to a lesser extent - spelling in general, but seemingly nobody* comments on "definately"? *At least I haven't seen anyone yet.
Melodey 3
I'm willing to bet most people don't notice it's wrong and can't spell it right themselves.
choosemusic 0
I see it but never comment. Not worth it.
andrysb24 5
well at least she asked
taycandy96 2
ewwww...that's akward
youthink_fml 0
This isn't a FML. It's her tramp stamp, not yours.
blaaaaakely 0
HAHAHA, awesome. win.
therealcubanJC 0
guys don't call that tramp stamps , we call them cum targets , because that is what we aim for , only girls refer to other girls as tramps , men just call them over
jillz 0
Haha. Only a FML if you follow in her footsteps.
bnwranbo 2
My mom has a "tramp stamp" of my dad's, her ex-husband's, name -_-
edaj_fml 0
Boring
romain1975 0
I try not to think of them as tramp stamps. More like bullseyes. ..... hahahaha
npk88 0
Yeah, you got that from Wedding Crashers. SO original
jj79242 0
hahahahahaha doesnt matter if she's a ***** or not ..... it's the first thing we think,immediatly after seeing it ! be a good daughter and save mom ass
girlygirl666 0
So he should get a sex change to distract people's attention from his Mom's ass?