Anonymous
United States
Permission denied
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Eh...
Ukraine
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
anon
Swalmen, Netherlands
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
tramp
United States
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Wtfbruhimmovingout
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
whyme
Economic abuse
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ankle monitor
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
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Ottoman81 0
the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q
YouGotTold 0
how old is your mom
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Comments (83)
perdix 31
Tell your mom, "Just as long as we turn the lights out when I give it to you anally or doggy-style, it's OK."
Sekococo 0
O.O thanks to the comments above am glad i got a VCH piercing then a tramp stamp like my friend did <.< am sure he's been aiming on that all day. Perdix --> WIN , such a witty commentor
pandemic_fml 0
VCH? Ouch! Haha, I went to high school with a girl who had a clit ring, and it got ripped out because she wore some fishnet underwear.
mzhonesty 0
That made me want to cry...I'm in pain down there now just from reading that. D:
LilAfo 4
auuch :/
Bearish 0
epic fail makes tons of sense and how is this an fml?
oldwiseguy 0
If you like tatoos so much, why don't you get one that you can see, every day for the rest of your life, to remind you of how stupid you were when you were young. I have a picture of friends and myself when I was young and stupid and how silly we dressed, but clothes and hair styles are not permanent so I don't have to be embarrassed by a stupid decision I made years ago. tatoos are a fad right now, they will become out of favor in the future.
damnrosi 0
thats why you should get a meaningful tattoo (not some dumb symbol that you won't remember what it means in 5 years, or a zodiac sign or worse yet "princess" or something lame and immature written on you), that is carefully thought out, and wait years (yes years) before getting it so you know its not a phase. And get it somewhere discreet, sorry but its just not professional to have visible tattoo's and its not pretty to see when wearing an otherwise gorgeous dress (or worse yet, a beautiful wedding dress!) or do what my dad did and get your wifes birthday and your anniversery tattooed on your arms so you never forget and never miss it!
Smilzen 0
Getting tattoos is just as much a fad as color TV, complaining about politicians, and oral sex. I didn't know the Amish followed FML.
mikayyyyyla 0
I wish my mom would get one they're cute!
izzyryu 0
I take it the answer was "yes," then.
briansdae 0
Epic fail!
Efilyn 0
Heyy same state. (: anyway...that's just a little freaky. :/
damnrosi 0
the only way this could suck for you is if she wanted "insert here" (downward pointing arrow), cuz really, you don't need to know that.
Solisa149448 0
Ew. That's nasty. Tell your mom she's a ****.