Anonymous
United States
Permission denied
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Eh...
Ukraine
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
anon
Swalmen, Netherlands
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
tramp
United States
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Wtfbruhimmovingout
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
whyme
Economic abuse
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ankle monitor
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
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Ottoman81 0
the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q
YouGotTold 0
how old is your mom
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yourfavorite_ex 0
you're dumb, this isn't an FML in any way. your mom can do whatever she wants, even if it is embarrassing to you, which this isn't. grow up.
EveryDayJackAss 0
you have a **** for a mom.....one of the worst possible things to be embarrassed about
GenevieveL 0
There are so many things worse that could happen in life. This is not an FML.
Sekococo 0
@55 and 39 VCH isn't painfull :O its was a pinch when i got it but am sorta a moscohist so i can't really say its the same for everyone
capilot 10
Five bucks says she already got it.
c_e_d_e_s 0
my mom has one. i dont mind...except when she bends down in the grocery store and men see it. they hoot and holler. it gets awkward. :/
dinosaysrawrz 0
my friend has a tramp stamp of a peach! like wtf?! why a peach?!
Sharpiesrme369 4
Sketchy. My mom got one, its a HUGE Pegasus, I don't understand, but hey shes gonna do what shes gonna do, parents don't care about whether they embarrass their kids. Generally parents these days are too self centered to actually BE parents. Much less raise kids who in turn would be decent parents.
gymdiva1 0
whats a tramp stamp??
momma_jess20 0
...how is this an fml? its just a tattoo, grow up