soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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MustacheChildren 0
Damn, your screaming desperate and crazy. Just what a man wants, bravo.
loganberrybat 11
Psycho
Bieber4TheWin 4
Despite all the stupidity already in the FML, you do realize you spelled 'soulja' wrong in your username. Unless you meant it like that..?
courk94 6
Crazy bitch !
missonedirection 6
Why the hell does everyone key cars nowadays? ...
iVolleyball 0
Wow, psycho much?
alshclown 0
i would have had you arrested
apologeticapostr 0
You're crazy
Storme 16
Deserved for keying his car over something like that. I hope they caught you and made you pay for a new one. Poor car. *pats*
jennt89 10
I suggest anger management and paying for the damages.