soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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Comments (702)
thankyou127 6
I would beat your ass if I found out it was you, I don't care what gender you are
MechanicKayla 18
That's not very nice. Karma is gonna get ya. ?
daemonsparta 16
you deserve to get dropped for that.
daemonsparta 16
ydi on two fronts. 1. forgetting when your date was. 2. vandalism only leaves you at fault. guess youre getting dumped AND sued.
Pixie2985 6
It must be hard, to be that ******* stupid.
Mcstud1y 30
What the ****? Don't draw conclusions that quick.
HorrorJr 26
Probably should've called him... Or something ???
delfino1604 24
you're ******* insane!!! may God have mercy on any man that ends up with you.
gqlmno 23
Hahaha your a stupid bitch and desperate AF if that's how your dumb ass reacted
greengreengreen 13
that's so ******* immature