soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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Comments (702)
SynysterNero 20
You're a psycho bitch and I hope you are ******* alone and miserable.
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
Seriously? You my dear are an ass clown.
fml_seriously316 13
That seems more fty -**** their life. You keyed his car because YOU ****** up. Did u apologize to him?!
KBurns207 17
******* psycho. You don't deserve a man.
crystalxa 35
not even a girlfriend yet?!
raychiild 4
wow psycho bitch, much?!
kc_bbg15 14
Crazy bitch hahaha
alr158 18
You have issues, very, very sad
My__LifeSucksFML 7
You didn't think to ******* contact him before you went batshit crazy and keyed his car!?
xfluttershy07 8
the ****? you didn't call or anything? something could've happened to him! you are a pure asswhole