soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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PuppiesKisses 19
Sounds like your date dodged a bullet.
haphazardly 15
If he didn't show, why the hell would his car be there, genius?
Rizzie0512 18
you are psychotic
gorgonkiller15 5
Physco bitch
SpectreZ 9
I hope you never make it to that date.
garbo__________ 6
YDI, stupid bitch.
jmtucker 6
You sound just like my pyscho ex. Hopefully he didn't actually go out with you, that would have been a huge mistake on his part. Imagine what you would have done if he didn't open the door for you or something?.
spacedcookie89 5
What are you? Twelve?
Thunderballs 9
Dumb bitch
Liongoddess8 18
You keyed his car over him not turning up to a date? **** you. I hope he makes you pay for the damage.