soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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burnforeternity 30
It's not f your life it's more like " I asked some girl out, she showed up to the restaurant on the wrong day then she keyed my car for not being there. FML."
cassandralorene 12
this is why do many guys think all girls are crazy, psycho, bitches!
SkinnyLynnie 7
sounds like the fmls for him. imagine getting ready for a date the next day and she keys your car out of nowhere.
123Puppy 33
You don’t sound like a good person...
shannon2348 14
so if you're stood up you resort to vandalism? what the hell? you deserve to get arrested for that.
spinningrecords 14
They make movies about you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You didn't try calling him? Regardless, even if he did stand you up, what you did is totally wrong. I hope he has security cameras and turns you in. Or, if you're that pathetic, maybe you keyed your name into the car. Or he might suspect you anyway. I hope you get heavily fined and charged with vandalism.