soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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Drummer389000 0
crazy bitch now I know why you're single
Travis420 0
wow you bitch...Now you post this on fml hoping to get sympathy, i hope he dumps you and makes you pay for the damages
winnbrat 0
you need in-patient therapy. do the guy a favor and dont go out with him.
mem081595 0
dumbass
Drummer389000 0
stupid crazy bitch.
carmen1019 0
-_______- moron
caleb22522 0
U don't key a mans cars over somthing stupid like that do u want him to stand u up. Wait to late I bet he did
caleb22522 0
You don't key a mans car what do u want him to stand you up? O wait to late I bet
Cashaey14 0
Dayyummm'!! Yeah Fuckk Yo Lifee Lol,
bronco1218 0
that was a bitch move