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Overreaction much?

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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Why do women have to be so vengeful.

ravens42 8

Dumb bitch. Jesus

he's better off without you.

You don't just key a guys car you little bitch.

Wow, that's really ****** up and way too extreme for the situation... I hope that guy presses charges.

Even if he did stand you up that's no reason for you to act like a psychotic bitch. Hope he made you pay for the damages.

starieberry 5

Sounds like he dodged a bullet

WHAT kind of psycho are you ?

ToxicMoo33 18

You're a dumb bitch.