soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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vegetariangirl 0
you are an effing freak ok. I HOPE HE STANDS YOU UP TOMORROW TOO. I hate people like you, effing immature reject.
Love2Laugh97 0
moron
Save_Bandit 5
"Today, I went outside and my car had been keyed all over. Not only do I not know who did it, but now I have to drive it to my date tomorrow. FML"
bummervacation 10
keyed his car?? you have a symptom of what i like to call batshitcrazydesperatebitch syndrome
suprmidgt 0
ah so your a ****. I see
Jojoo13_fml 0
Good job. bitch
TheZarola 10
You keyed his car... because YOU messed up? If this date was SO important that you keyed his car because you thought he didn't show, then WHY did you mess up the day you were supposed to be there? Hypocrite.
peete182 0
you don't **** with a mans automobile, you just don't do it
sugarquill 0
What is the matter with you, OP? That's way too far, even if he really did stand you up!
jaz101 6
anger management ! (: