soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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canadiata555 0
Shit...
atown_paradise 4
WOW! Get anger management for the sake of the next guy you think stood you up...
EvilLilCupcake 10
Crazy hormonal bitch! That is all.
peacelovepink26 0
omg u never key a car...it jist back fires on you. p.s. get ur dang days straight before you do something like that.
ka8 0
You are crazzzzzy!
xSpaz182x 0
F everyone's life if you key cars after one date. You need a life hug
sarahbear992 6
you're crazy if you go around keying a guy's car just because he didn't show up! man I'm glad I don't live near you....
ZXDriver 0
You're an insane crazy lady and should be locked up, cold and alone, forever. I feel bad for the poor person (and their car) you end up with.
Candygirl720 6
...................................................................................SMH
ipooh 0
You probably just messed up your one chance with him because you over reacted you crazy bitch