soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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Comments (702)
Masta_Blasta 0
that's quite dumb.
bigraws23 0
over react much?
bwinski 19
wow, and girls wonder why they get dumped. it's because they are dramatic and do stupid stuff like this.
misslehua21 0
Wow, that was really immature. Even though you were the one who got the date wrong, you could've at least called him to clear things up.
imblue 0
Oh hell no, you crazy bitch. I hope the guy "walked you into a door."
CynicComedian 2
Bunny boiler!
StarElise 0
Oh dear god, you're a creepy sheep. how can you even consider this a FML?
keenox_fml 0
F his life, not yours! Very dumb of you
burningpassion 3
how is that an FML? it's your own fault for being stupid and not checking the calendar
spidergirl41 0
You sound like a complete nut. what if he didn't go because his grandma just died? or something happened? retard.