Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
DaveTheBrave20 0
How old is your girl?? ******* 13?? Dafuq bro
Thorzix 23
I feel for ya OP, my ex was that stupid, cheated on me several times I don't even know how I could forgive her but I dumped her, I was ******* fed up with her constant bullshit, you should do the same bro, them bitches ain't worth the hassle =/
HeavenLeigh12 6
What a slap to the face. She is a complete dumbass if she really didn't know that was cheating. I would break up with her for just being the stupid bitch who obviously doesn't know anything! And because she did cheat. Haha wow, I'm sorry. FYL
imAnthonyy 7
You deserve better.
Oceanlexi 6
Your girlfriend is a dumbass, cheating, bitch to believe that it's not a form of cheating. I would break up with her right at the moment she tried to raise an argument, seriously, it's not worth the time fighting with a dumbass like that. Get a girlfriend who won't shove her mouth on other guy's std ridden dicks.
rebamoo 14
Oh come on, she knew she was cheating. She was just trying to get out of trouble by playing stupid.
Tyguy823 14
2 choices either break up w/ her or cheat on her.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Dump her and let her be stupid.