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Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

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abhi95 31

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.. WE AT FML LOVE YOU.. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD! There you go.. I bet you're blushing now

thxnder 14

It's something

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siberianhamster 17

At least he wasn't thinking of you...

Mynamewontfi 40

You don't know that for certain.

alexhanakahi 14

4+16=2D-4 16=2D 8=D

Wizardo 34

Your genitalia based mathematics is not particularly humerus as one may have equated.

calvinbenik 15

Also your math is incorrect: 4+16=2d-4 4+16=22 Bring the -4 to the other side and you'll get: 22+4= 26 So 26=2D 13=D

Pleonasm 36

Your maths escape me; can you elaborate? 20=22?

tj4234 36

Shouldn't it be 4+16=2d+4? Been a while since i have done equations xD. Maths was never my strong point in school.

Wizardo 34

People, this is basic algebra 4+16=2D-4 20=2D-4 (Add 4 to both sides) 24=2D 12=D

calvinbenik 15

Sorry guys, eventhough i handle math almost everyday, this one was my fault, but i still make a valid point

sicksadworld1317 30

Math sucks and we shouldn't be doing math on FML- this is a place of hope and light and your evil equations are ruining it. Instead, we should simply do this: 8=====D~~ (oYo) See, isn't that more fun?

martin8337 36

What's the point of algebra unless you're a physicist or a rocket scientist. Nobody else uses it in life.

starcaller17 16

#61, anything in science, that is practically most jobs....

skipper2009 18

#61 being a mechanic I will let you in on a little secret... You use math building/ repairing any vehicle.

Wizardo 34

Evert damn thing in the world uses maths and physics and sciences, maybe except art hut even then the damn paints and materials you use there were made from the miracles of science and maths. Never slate the bricks of life before the floor gives out before you.

CloudBustah 20

#53 I don't know about you, but I genuinely enjoy doing mathematic equations, even more so when it's mentally calculated. I don't know why, I just do.

Mynamewontfi 40

At least you got an FML published as a birthday present, Happy birthday OP!

chuka81 27

Apparently you don't have friends, and your family members don't like you enough to remember your birthday. Do something about that. The FML here is the picture you received from your Dad. That's just awkward.

laurenasabutton 26

What, like buy a new family? changing your relatives isn't that simple.

Amranih 20

Happy birthday :)

loserman67 36

Hey, as the saying goes, it's the thought that counts... Happy Birthday

Enslaved 38

Dad in his birthday suit? Happy birthday! Sorry everyone forgot. Tell them to save the candles and blow you instead!

Caelophile 8

It hearkens back to your birth!

limitedition 25

The only positive I can think of about this is that at least your dad meant the pic for your mom and not some other person. Happy birthday, OP

RandomCommentor 2

Are you male or female? And how old? I know it shouldn't matter, but if you are an adult male chances are you have seen your dad naked before and you can laugh this off. But if you are like a 15 year old female, then it totally makes things awkward having your dad accidentally sext you.

koolkool994 28

No matter who you are, having your own father sext you is always awkward...

smokecloud_ 37

I saw both of my parents naked as a child. As a 27 year old woman, I would be mortified if this FML happened to me.