Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Oh no…
Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Quezon City, Philippines
Happy Birthday baby!
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
bdaygirl
Grand Rapids, United States
Happy birthday anyway!
Today, I received a short happy birthday message from my father. He’s never been one to show affection, and I haven’t spoken to him in months since he only reaches out to ask for money. This might have given me hope that he cares or wants a relationship with me. Except… it’s not my birthday, and I don’t think he knows that. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Anonymous
United States
Generic Happy Birthday gif
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
GGimabeast
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cool story, tell it again
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
carboncoach
Egypt
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Furnando
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
willieboom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I turned 30 years-old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML
Username
Life is a roller coaster
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Micawber
Denmark
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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abhi95 31
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.. WE AT FML LOVE YOU.. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD! There you go.. I bet you're blushing now
thxnder 14
It's something
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posie97 18
SURPRRIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!! Oops! Wasn't supposed to say that yet till the cork was popped from that damned champaigne..
Huddisher 10
I'll buy you a shrink for your birthday, maybe.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Happy birthday. I know how ya feel on my birthday the only card I got was from my primary care doctors office
celestenuss 8
Was it in his .. Birthday suit? ;p
ArbitraryJuice 2
The only happy birthday I get is from the creepy hobo across the street