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By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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chimmy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:51

Your boyfriend lives with his parents and u still thought it was a good idea to strip, go to the bathroom and hop in with whomever was there? ydi

666midnight 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:00

Lol to be honest that would of been worse if you didn't knock yourself out, imagine climbing in the shower and going to grab your boyfriend and then realising it was his dad...To be honest knocking yourself out was the best thing that could of happened to you =P

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vers_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:42

...where was your boyfriend anyway? Are you not with him when your in his house? And you don't even know whether hes taking a shower or not? If thats the usual case, you really deserve it for not using common sense before you strip to your privies and join whoever happens to be in the shower. Sounds to me like you didn't care whether it was your bf or not, if you know what im sayin.

chimmy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:24

#18 Maybe, but that is still pretty dumb. Obviously there is the potential of someone coming home while she's walking around naked (as evidenced by the fact his dad was home)

Sens_fan9 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:27

Why would you join if the parents are home?? And knocking would help, what if he was doing something he didn't want you to know...YDI

sunni_93 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:36

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Dallas12 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:43

It wouldve been even more ackward had you gotten in with him!!!

Silhouette_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:48

Maybe his father will like you even more now.

tehhotness 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:28

ROFL #16, i hope you were doing that as a joke

xkaokaox 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:32

oh jeez... talk about embarassing. well at least you didnt get a chance to step into the shower with him. that wouldve been way worse. like -squeeze ass- hey babbbb............ whoops.