Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML
Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Top comments
Calyx_fml 22
Go over and shake her hand in greeting.
glittercookies 12
Give her a look of disgust for being a voyeur!
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Comments (224)
MrsAlexander83 10
You may wanna invest in some curtains or blinds... :/
Remzy27 0
That's hot(;
Rocky007 15
Well at least she's already met your little friend.
OlivierSillegue_fml 9
I have to ask: was your neighbour staring at you from her own window, or was she actually just outside your house peeking inside? Because on the former situation, I would tend to agree with most posters and say that you may have wanted to close the curtains so that no one could see inside. But on the latter option, if this lady actually had the effrontery to look inside your home from outside your own window, she was the one in the wrong. That would be blatant invasion of privacy. I voted this one FYL, but I would still suggest you to get some blinds or curtains.
Ardatlil 1
Only thing to do now, is stand out side her bedroom window at night.
lantern 6
Wtf? Maybe she should stop looking into other people houses. Nosey bitch.
ehllychan 10
Keep watching her window too, and whenever she looks at you, you make the same disgust face. If it's so disgusting, why didn't she just walk away? Her own fault for being nosy. I would have just left, or closed my own curtain if I didn't want to go somewhere else.
kportal69 5
Why the hell was she peeping? You're doing something natural. She's being creepy.
Sanch101 7
Why were you masturbating in front of a window?
LilTiinyDiamonds 11
He likes the view it turns him on
jkjorn 18
First order of business when you move into a new place is to get the curtains put up. Beating off is second.