Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
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NakuEh 27
Ever wish those memory wipers from Men in Black really existed?
kowsee 22
Brain bleach... Now
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Comments (62)
StickyPickles 33
I wonder if he was using his free hand to ask for change. . .
JZY1989 23
things you can never unsee
mattrd_fml 31
i guess all men do it. even homeless men.
UncleAdolf 6
I will be there soon to gas the stairwell of his putrid presence.
citrusglass 22
I don't understand how YDI is even an option for this. "How could you walk into that poor homeless man like that?! Gosh, OP, how rude!"
Sansational_ 18
I love how this is in the "Intimacy" category.
Blissment 12
What if he needed a hand?
fluffycatsdad 33
Absolutely positively Wellington!
chicagossirish 7
did you make a wish
sexy_butter 3
Well, the poor guy doesn't have a bathroom. Where else is he supposed to do it?