Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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vatt 0
don't lie we know you were watching ****
mozeltov 7
u get free **** on the big screen? lucky bastard
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PrincessNothing 0
YDI for wasting electricity. If you were so engrossed in the computer that you had no idea there was **** on in the background, there was no need for the TV to be on in the first place. I mean, seriously, you didn't even glance up ONCE in an hour?
gusgus36 5
I don't think **** just "happens" to come on a normal channel.. at least not that I've ever heard of... it's all like specific channels and you have to pay.. also it's a little weird you never glanced up at the tv once? whatever the case... hopefully your mom believes you it wasn't on purpose
gusgus36 5
actually never mind the last part. there's no way it wasn't on purpose so she isn't going to think it wasn't
perdix 31
Good call on muting the ****! The dialog is just terrible. There are ño women in the real world who say "**** my *******!" As much as I like watching titty-*******, the fake enthusiasm the actresses have for it almost makes me lose my boner -- muting is imperative.
SirEBC 7
Your laptop is ****?
kylekos92 0
lmao that sucks. bet you were watching it though
InsaneGenius 0
Here's what happened: OP came home and decided to watch **** since nobody else was there. He then muted it so he could hear his mom pull up. He decided to check his email, then getting caught up on what he was doing on the laptop, forgot about the ****. At that point he wasn't listening for her to pull up anymore, and she caught him red~handed!!
torskerz 2
red handed for whacking it haha.
tona01 16
OP is a she
Sheh_fml 25
Why would you start your TV and then put it on mute to read email? Keep to one piece of thecnology at a time.
TheReverendFan 0
Well that sux.
marylovesyou8D 7
Why did your TV have to be on mute for you to check your email?
banana_buddy 6
@boners, I don't believe it'd be possible for his parents to make more than 1 snuff movie. Unless his parents are vampires or some form of the undead, in which case **** wouldn't be the fml.