Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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Top comments
vatt 0
don't lie we know you were watching ****
mozeltov 7
u get free **** on the big screen? lucky bastard
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furburger 0
Upon first reading, it seems a little far-fetched. Then, I realized OP forgot one little word in the beginning and it all made sense. I came at* home...
Kiyoha 0
#13 equals to win
DavLynn 4
Why even turn on the tv if you aren't gonna watch it?
beckybecks20 8
Duck face.
xStiina 0
Ahhahaha!
Frenchtony 17
marry me too !
maybaybe 0
Why would you mute the TV to check your email?
Frenchtony 17
Isn't your house stuck in the mud ??
lolpwnagelol 0
that's Brisbane or Toowomba, not the entirety of Australia, and anyway not all of Brisbane or Toowomba are submerged.
ReDsKiNsMaN 0
cause there dumb...
tooFLY 0
47--I think you mean "cause I'm dumb"... because how you're trying to say it, it should be "cause he/she is dumb"... it's ok if you don't understand what I'm trying to explain here; you're one of many...
ErnieEffinC 0
maybaybe (dot) (dot) (dot) your a badass lol but ah I was trying to figure out which fml was about twilight and I remember seeing your name on a comment do you know how long ago that one came out?
Coolcolorz1 0
haha that's wierd
wonderful_wendy 0
you spent one hour checking your email?
wargasam 0
Ur fucken stupid
tooFLY 0
I believe that would be you... you managed to spell two of three words incorrectly... congratulations!
evrywherez 1
obviously u were watching ****. What u accidentally had it on the **** channel to begin with, someone had to change it to the **** network and ur the only one there.... put 2 and 2 together HAHAHA
DU0 0
It's called 'glancing', Op. Use it.
momo1972 3
which one?