Not smart

By Mateo - 14/12/2008 03:58 - France

Spicy
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her 24th birthday. She got up from the couch as I entered, and I shouted, "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glanced over from the couch and greeted me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 786
You deserved it 67 559

Same thing different taste

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Easy_Target 0

Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

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jstasilentscream 3

i second #22 , this is indeed an epic FML, i first read it last night and i'm still laughing my ass off every time i reread it ! it's amazing how far imagination can go.

kgirl12 0

lmaoooo that made me laugh so hard

haha wrong timing for the grand entrance.

which is when he replies, "tonight I am going to stab YOU twenty-four times"

Absolutely hilarious! Not exactly the best timing, but well worth the laugh.

Absolutely hilarious! Not exactly the best timing, but well worth the laugh. I hope her father had a sense of humor. I must also agree with #32, that would have been my reply if I had been the father.

Where the **** did you come up with "my **** is going to stab you"? Is it sharp? Does it have a pointy tip? And if so, why would she be turned on by that? That would hurt. A lot.

To people asking about the 'stab' thing - this guy is from France. He obviously means something like poke or something that doesn't have a direct translation.