Not smart

By Mateo - 14/12/2008 03:58 - France

Spicy
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her 24th birthday. She got up from the couch as I entered, and I shouted, "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glanced over from the couch and greeted me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 786
You deserved it 67 559

Same thing different taste

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Easy_Target 0

Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

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Thespade_fml 0

u are also my hero!!!!!! Good job man but u forgot the one for good luck

wow, what a charming man you are. you totally deserve the embarrassment.

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

smacckyy 0

ahahaha that was epic. you forgot the one for next year and the one for good luck

you are officially the coolest person ever