Not smart

By Mateo - 14/12/2008 03:58 - France

Spicy
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her 24th birthday. She got up from the couch as I entered, and I shouted, "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glanced over from the couch and greeted me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Easy_Target 0

Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

Comments

Did her dad try to stab you 24 times ?

Lmfao I think that is absolutely hilarious!!!!!

LOL, Boyfriend " Tonight, my **** is going to stab you twenty-four times" Father "click bang bang happy birthday, sorry about your boyfriend"

CheerQueen13 0

You kinda set yourself up for disaster, bro...

tayrex77 3

am I the only one who thought OP's entering line was really unsexy?

gt74000 0

At least you didn't show up naked

Im pretty sure a good amount of FML's are fake. And this smells fake.

pundgy 4

What, they both were laying down on the couch? You sure that's her father?