Not smart

By Mateo - 14/12/2008 03:58 - France

Spicy
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her 24th birthday. She got up from the couch as I entered, and I shouted, "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glanced over from the couch and greeted me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Easy_Target 0

Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

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thatsucks4u 0

really? stab??? that sounds... painful.

Time2Remission 0

bwahahahahahaha! Hmm... attention to your surroundings. Otherwise, brilliant.

TrueLover 0

ahahaha!!! Way 2 go, dumbass. Great impression, I'm sure.

one of the best fml posted in this websites

AntiChrist7 0

can you only last that long? poor girlfriend

missbon 0

its nice to know that romance isnt dead! hahaha love it.