Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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Zic_fml 7
Needless to say, blind dates aren't really the most convenient way to get off.
Paigeth 0
You could've gone to Tim Hortons. ( :
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Comments (83)
ChaosZirconia 0
Why would his, presumably paper, cup, at a coffee shop, have his name on it? Try again.
audreyy062 2
Ikr! Exactly what I was thinking
hotshot0185 15
They write the names on it
asdfghjklana 9
Starbucks does it
nuberific 4
To #11, some coffee shops do that to make sure they get the right order to the right person.
smm_fml 3
#11: Even starbucks writes names on cups all the time. Its so they can call your name and be like "Tim, here's your coffee."
yougotboyed 0
maybe he killed Tim, took his coffee and then made a getaway
Idyedmyhairblack 0
I would bitch slap your sister.
rawr_ily96 24
Not the sister! Chase Tim and bitch-slap HIM!
mzmaverickd 7
dayummmmm... I'm sorry but that's funny. FYL. Least you know he's an asshole you don't wanna date
allie2590 31
haha Blind dates suck.
toli_fml 0
glad you like to watch THE OFFICE!! C'mon monitors, clearly stolen!
KingAwesome 0
How do you know he didn't name his drink Tim?
meganpaige 0
lol. nice one
ZING_MASTER 0
UGLY ZING!!!