Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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Zic_fml 7
Needless to say, blind dates aren't really the most convenient way to get off.
Paigeth 0
You could've gone to Tim Hortons. ( :
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Comments (83)
thelonesomemoo 0
HAHAHA. THIS IS FROM A SHOW CALLED THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO CHANGE THE NAME! LOL hes in a coffee shop and hes set up by some chick. when he sees that the girl is ugly, he says no im not tim. then the coffee chick goes: heres your drink tim. anyways. you should have at least changed the name before making up a FML.lol
shankrocha 0
Dont you mean a blind date that your tenant Pam set up?
summer66_fml 0
maybe the guy has a fake starbucks name?? idk i do it....
beetsbeets199 0
that's from the office. michael tried to pull that off when he saw pam's landlord.
Chris_passion 0
I agree with #5
24788 7
Blind dates suck!
christopherlove 0
Why is everyone blaming Tim?
lilcuti3pi389 0
damn girl
that_guy_you_are 0
YDI for being ugly.
redbluegreen 41
Dang, you should've worn your lucky underwear. You're not missing much. I've never liked a guy named Tim.
whatthefuckcunt 0
you stupid ******* ****. i can't really say anymore. just, like... don't breed. PLEASE.