Today, for the third night in a row, I went to bed sexually frustrated because my man turned me down for sex. I can’t even use a vibrator because he made it crystal clear that he does not want me using one, but refuses to have sex with me more than twice a month. I’m fit and attractive, so I don't know what his problem is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the third time this week, I came home to my wife asleep in bed, her pants down, and her vibrator in her hand. She keeps refusing sex because she "isn't in the mood" and insists there's nothing wrong. To rub salt in the wound, I bought her the vibrator as a gift, hoping to spice things up. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the second time. He's really nice, but he's terrible in bed. He busted a nut 3 times before I could orgasm once, and he can't finger to make up for it. His foreplay is trash. I'm starting to lose feelings for him because of the lack of sexual satisfaction. FML
Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML
Today, after an argument, my husband bet he could go longer without sex than me, since he’s used to me turning him down for weeks at a time, it’s now been a month, and all I want to do is rub against him like a cat, while he’s walking around completely unbothered. He even ignores me when I’m naked. FML
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Top comments
LittleAlice92 19
He can't stop you from using one? it's your body and if he's not gonna do the deed.. well he shouldn't have a say
sirrubberduckie 37
A man who has no problem controlling your pleasure and your body probably has no problem controlling other aspects of your life. That sounds like a huge red flag to me that can quickly turn abusive. I don't know how many red flags you need to start thinking about leaving the relationship, but I'd be on the lookout for more.
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LittleAlice92 19
He can't stop you from using one? it's your body and if he's not gonna do the deed.. well he shouldn't have a say
sirrubberduckie 37
A man who has no problem controlling your pleasure and your body probably has no problem controlling other aspects of your life. That sounds like a huge red flag to me that can quickly turn abusive. I don't know how many red flags you need to start thinking about leaving the relationship, but I'd be on the lookout for more.
turnabouttrial 21
🚩🚩🚩
Rake 18
How what you use to pleasure yourself is any of his business? Does he also decide what to eat or when is it a bathroom break? Why would you let anyone treat you like that?
lilacgold 16
As others have said, controlling what you're allowed to do with your body like that is a huge red flag. If it's the only one, it isn't necessarily worth breaking up over, but you should maybe consider pushing against it and getting yourself a vibrator if you want one. If he complains, tell him it's your body and you'll use whatever tools you like on it. If his sex drive doesn't match yours, that's not the end of the world or even something he can easily control, but he doesn't get to stop you meeting your own needs.
RichardPencil 32
He probably tired from ******* his girlfriend. He also doesn't want to cheat on her too much.
JackWood 21
One word... control freak
RichardPencil 32
That's two words.
mike3775 39
And your still dating him why? The red flags are blowing in 100mph winds right now
historygrad74 19
Breakup now!
Maddy Bee 12
maybe it's not you. maybe he's discovered that he's asexual or something. I only have sex with my bf a couple times a month. also, hard agree with the top comment. how exactly is he gonna stop you from using a vibrator? you have needs, he's unwilling, what else are you supposed to do??