Poopoo peepee and Kids: Noped out

Noped out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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Can't take my eyes off you

By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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Stinky

By Carolina R-h - 18/06/2019 16:30

Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Lisa - 24/09/2018 14:33

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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Poor good boy

By they don’t die they multiply - 16/11/2021 08:02

Today, after an emergency, my sister’s kids had to spend the night at my house. While I was asleep, they absolutely trashed my place top to bottom. In the morning my sister came in, said, “Wow, what a mess! Bye!” without offering to help clean up or make her kids do it. They drew on my dog. FML

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LappDance 16

Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Would that be considered a shit and run?

JellyBalls 18

Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

Your sister?

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 23 September 2013 16:50

Save it in a bag, then dump it at her house. Preferably on her front porch and set on fire.

JonDG 12

Monday 23 September 2013 18:35

its been done before. eat a hersheys bar and then put the shit in the wrapping. tell the sister you got her a treat. watch her face as she buries her face into it.

jrock9093 18

Monday 23 September 2013 16:58

Just left pathetic sorry op

Michael903 18

Monday 23 September 2013 17:18

She took her "bundle of joy" with her, right?

completerubbish 17

Monday 23 September 2013 17:21

#20, then it would poop on your carpets too...

Waredo_Dyrge 11

Monday 23 September 2013 17:24

Well clearly you need to go to your sister's house and take a shit on her carpet, OP.

katt_is_here 24

Monday 23 September 2013 17:44

Yet another idiot that probably shouldn't have had a child. FYL, OP. I would definitely take a picture, have your carpet professionally cleaned, and then send your stupid sister the bill.

jjmoraes99 13

Monday 23 September 2013 18:04

and that's why I hate children

iwadasn 32

Monday 23 September 2013 19:09

That's no reason to hate the child. She didn't know any better, as I doubt she's potty-trained yet. It's her mother that's to blame for this.

Waredo_Dyrge 11

Tuesday 24 September 2013 3:01

What douchebag idiot downvoted 62? They were speaking the truth.

JonDG 12

Monday 23 September 2013 18:28

what a bitch

Fernando83 19

Monday 23 September 2013 18:45

I'm hoping she left because you told her to leave and not because she made up an excuse. I wouldn't let her leave until cleaned it out paid to get it cleaned.

Faith13 16

Monday 23 September 2013 18:58

Sounds like someone is about ready for potty training =D No but seriously, take that shit to your sisters house and leave it there for her to clean up.