Today, as caregiver, I had to physically remove the shit my grandpa had stuck in his rectum, because he doesn't remember how to shit. He barely knows who I am, which is good because when he remembers who he is, he becomes an abusive asshole. I'm 27. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML
Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, my granny has been constipated for the past two days. She is too weak to get out of bed, so I ended up trying to dig the poop out of her butthole with a spoon. Yay me. FML
Today, my senile grandad saw me and thought I was cutting class, so he pulled his belt off and came after me. While I was trying to get away, his pants fell off and he tripped over them. I'm now getting the blame for "making him have a fall". FML
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML
Today, my husband called me into the bathroom to wipe his ass, as he's become too fat to do it himself. I don't know what's sadder, the fact that I did it or the fact that I miss when he was at least ashamed to ask. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
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Warp1978 15
Re the poop issue your having to deal with atm, can I recommend apple juice or apricot puree it will help with his motions. I speak from experience sadly.
cuz803 44
Is he an asshole with Alzheimer's? It sounds like he doesn't have much time left. All that anger is gonna drain what longevity he has left.
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cuz803 44
Is he an asshole with Alzheimer's? It sounds like he doesn't have much time left. All that anger is gonna drain what longevity he has left.
Warp1978 15
Re the poop issue your having to deal with atm, can I recommend apple juice or apricot puree it will help with his motions. I speak from experience sadly.
analise1998 25
get him a different carer then
rainbowdonnareed 18
Check into in home support services and hospice care. Anyone else who can help with him? I'm the only person in my family who cared. Most of my life was siblings and family members. I'm glad I have my wife because none of them ever ask how I'm doing, and I have several autoimmune disorders. Good luck