Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered, "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, I was desperately handing out resumes. I came to my local grocery store and asked for a job application, the customer service rep told me all she needed was my resume. I smiled and gave it to her only to see her read it, laugh and put it straight in the garbage as I walked out. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML
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Top comments
sonofskam 0
WHAT A DICK. You should go back, ask for a drink and throw it at him.
BJacobs 0
#4 - re-read the fml verrry carefully alot of places have those up and just never take them down even when they don't need people.... like the kfc near my place that has the rusted, crooked sign near the drive through.
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Comments (65)
stoneywoney 3
Nice grammar. How old are you?
Steffi 26
Maybe they thought you were so good-looking that you'd be a distraction?
PhishloverA 14
Well why did you ask if you saw a sign? Report the manager for being a ********, get him fired and then they'll be hiring
fuzz97 23
wow something must be terribly wrong with you
cyanidedreams 1
Actually Starbucks has a dress code policy of no tattoos or facial piercings. Our manager has actually told us if someone who has a bunch of tattoos or facial piercings and asks if we're hiring she wants us to say not at this time. Like no joke
Enkeria 30
That's considered false advertisement. He can't do that.
westcody 8
I feel like I need more information. Did you show up looking like you just woke up and threw on clothes from your hamper? Do you have a huge pot leaf tattooed on your cheek? I'm sorry, but so many times I see people show up for interviews looking unprofessional
fantasyworld 39
Call him out on the sign.
yellow minion 14
you should sue!