No coffee for you

By timmyb - 02/03/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 377
You deserved it 5 015

Same thing different taste

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WHAT A DICK. You should go back, ask for a drink and throw it at him.

#4 - re-read the fml verrry carefully alot of places have those up and just never take them down even when they don't need people.... like the kfc near my place that has the rusted, crooked sign near the drive through.

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countrygurl587 0

Every Starbucks has the now hiring sign in the window, even if they aren't, not sure why. #13 is right. I know a few friends who work for Starbucks, and they've had some major cuts lately. And not every store takes applications if they aren't hiring. I work at a small retail store, and we people all of the time we aren't hiring, adn don't give out applications. Most of the time they get lost in the back on desks anyway. So don't be offended.

clevelander 0

Probably for the best. Baristas are weird in general.

don't be offended you're just not the coffee brewing type.

#14-Quit being an asshole A lot of jobs keep up thier "now hiring" signs even when their NOT hiring. Of course, you could throw a hot cup of coffee in his face

FYLnotFML 0

hahaha I was told not to be an asshole, and your response is telling this dude to throw a hot cup of coffee in someones face... good one!

xyzyx 0

This has happened to me too! I went in after seeing the the sign in the window that said they were hiring. They told me not to even bother filling out an application.

HAH! Starbucks once told me "we only do careers here at Starbucks," when I tried to apply for a summer job to help pay for college.

macfluffers 0

Go to work at Dunkin' Donuts, or even better, Teavana. The people there are nicer in my experience.

three options.... a) you're ugly. sucks to be you. oh, and no, you can't sue for that. hiring practce cases are cake to defend against....and being ugly isn't protected b)starbucks always has the igns up. they have to c) you SHOULD apply at Dunkin' Donuts.....they have no issues with hiring fat/ugly people