By jellymoon14 - 28/07/2011 22:25 - United States

Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 811
You deserved it 4 027

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biasedshooter 24

can I have the job?

NastyNinja31 0

go get your job back since the "cutbacks" r over


biasedshooter 24

can I have the job?

ha u got fired for sucking at your job

yes, I would like to know the location of this job as I am currently unemployed and have been looking for awhile :P

YourEvilHero 12

show them they fired the wrong guy by becoming famous

NastyNinja31 0

go get your job back since the "cutbacks" r over

saaaalt 4

How funny would it be if you went to get your job back & applied only to find out that you didn't meet the company standards lol that's the only way to find out if you got fired I guess...

is there a reason you said my name?? ^^

ariannaa_fml 17

OP, were you the only one fired?

cutbacks can mean a lot of things... im not gunna judge though

@20 Sorry boners, he actually works at "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn." XD

maybe they are hiring people for lower pay?

in a week call that creepy dead skin peeling lady

@sunburn fml, phone fucked up fml app

#1 not with that creepy face you can have the job :OO

105 it's from v for vendetta scrub

go applie at the placr that just fired you.

did you just call me a scrub? :O the only scrub I know is the show. and I am very well aware of the movie. the face still creeps me out tho =]

hope you applied for it, op.

freshV43 0

go apply DUMBASS!!

13, that is generally why someone gets fired in the first place

in Canada, that's illegal. they have to offer the job to anyone they laid off by law, unless you actually got fired, which it sounds like based on your story

Glitterhinoceros 14

21- There actually is a Dirty Dicks crab shack

62- your photo pisses me off everytime I see it...

biasedshooter 24

125, since you are made so uncomfortable by my avi let me distract you... first!

No one said hey dumb shit or asshole

Why would that piss you off? Unless your ugly and unattractive.

cristalx33 0


r u a guy or girl?

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wow 45, this is actually the first time that I've seen you comment something completely serious and still funny. I applaud you!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sad thing is #2 doesn't pass age 12.

broomhildo 19

You must have a huge vocabulary.

You showed that bitch

jawaqueen 1

lol wow

kroekdog 7

oh no they didn't!

I'm about to get a b**** fit

I believe the correct term is "Di in't" XP

apparently the did.

cutbacks my foot

it's cutbacks my ass dip shit

DKjazz 20

Foot my ass.

12em12 1

This person seems to enjoy his foot..

TheHoboWerewolf 0

135- Bravo sir! Well done. *Tips hat*

my bumpa used to say "foot" instead og ass or shit

you must have a thing for feet.....

kmumma 3


yyyydyyyy 0

if you got fired, it was probably for a reason

itsgen 16

yeah I agree in ur next job try harder

I agree... If you had tried harder, perhaps you wouldn't have gotten fired!!

OP got laid off -.-

i hate when people cant tell it like it is

thatclown 4

thank you!

I'd go in and say "hi I'd like to apply for my fucking job back job back"

MrSexyPants 14

White Chicks? :D

yomommma 6

Bitch Fit

MrSexyPants 14

I know.

daltyboy 0

9 i love tht movie

TheBrickWithouse 10

"cutbacks" my ass. considering how the job climate is right now, this is a BIG FYL.

Job climate is way down you one of the people who voted in this president ?

although I agree that it sucks, you've gotta wonder why they would do that. I mean, there's some people at my job now that don't pull their weight at work and the same will probably happen to them. we'll have "cutbacks" then a hiring frenzy