By jellymoon14 - 28/07/2011 22:25 - United States

Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
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biasedshooter 24

can I have the job?

102 13
NastyNinja31 0

go get your job back since the "cutbacks" r over

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biasedshooter 24

can I have the job?

102 13
eeppiicc 8

yes, I would like to know the location of this job as I am currently unemployed and have been looking for awhile :P

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YourEvilHero 12

show them they fired the wrong guy by becoming famous

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NastyNinja31 0

go get your job back since the "cutbacks" r over

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saaaalt 4

How funny would it be if you went to get your job back & applied only to find out that you didn't meet the company standards lol that's the only way to find out if you got fired I guess...

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eeppiicc 8

is there a reason you said my name?? ^^

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ariannaa_fml 17

OP, were you the only one fired?

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chuckychan 8

cutbacks can mean a lot of things... im not gunna judge though

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Juggalette_623 9

@20 Sorry boners, he actually works at "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn." XD

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zbajis 7

maybe they are hiring people for lower pay?

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_Oblivion_ 12

in a week call that creepy dead skin peeling lady

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_Oblivion_ 12

@sunburn fml, phone ****** up fml app

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honeysuckel 0

#1 not with that creepy face you can have the job :OO

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IamSasquatch 0

go applie at the placr that just fired you.

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honeysuckel 0

did you just call me a scrub? :O the only scrub I know is the show. and I am very well aware of the movie. the face still creeps me out tho =]

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freshV43 0

go apply DUMBASS!!

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toastyjustice 5

13, that is generally why someone gets fired in the first place

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Furnaceman 0

in Canada, that's illegal. they have to offer the job to anyone they laid off by law, unless you actually got fired, which it sounds like based on your story

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Glitterhinoceros 14

21- There actually is a Dirty Dicks crab shack

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roger507 0

62- your photo pisses me off everytime I see it...

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biasedshooter 24

125, since you are made so uncomfortable by my avi let me distract you... first!

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gman90210 18

Why would that piss you off? Unless your ugly and unattractive.

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jacob12311 4

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LaughterofCorn 4

wow 45, this is actually the first time that I've seen you comment something completely serious and still funny. I applaud you!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sad thing is #2 doesn't pass age 12.

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broomhildo 19

You must have a huge vocabulary.

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yyyydyyyy 0

if you got fired, it was probably for a reason

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itsgen 16

yeah I agree in ur next job try harder

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nutasha936 8

I agree... If you had tried harder, perhaps you wouldn't have gotten fired!!

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EvanTn 0

i hate when people cant tell it like it is

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gunnerysgt 15

I'd go in and say "hi I'd like to apply for my ******* job back job back"

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TheBrickWithouse 10

"cutbacks" my ass. considering how the job climate is right now, this is a BIG FYL.

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gman90210 18

Job climate is way down you one of the people who voted in this president ?

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ProudTexan117 0

although I agree that it sucks, you've gotta wonder why they would do that. I mean, there's some people at my job now that don't pull their weight at work and the same will probably happen to them. we'll have "cutbacks" then a hiring frenzy

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