Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
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Top comments
Catkam623 27
Tell her how jealous it'll make her friend if she sucks your dick
llama612 27
Get your bestfriend to start flirting with her and when she asks him out have him say "sorry I'm just trying to make (insert your name here OP) jealous" Make sure it's being recorded or you're watching so you get to see the look on her face once she sees she just got a taste of her own medicine.
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Comments (78)
wvcheesehead1 9
You should find the courage to tell her how you feel about her now.
KingDead 18
Try and go for the mature girls! And sincere... Over flirting, definitely has alternative motives! Good luck OP, you'll find a good girl when the time is right.
KingDead 18
ulterior motives***
suckmyclock 11
what a bitch
baileymariee 10
People who pull that kind of shit don't deserve any respect. It sucks when people do that
Lilo4life 26
Ouch.... That's a true fml.
Sprechchor 12
Your gay friend might get jealous of her instead.
perdix 31
Tell her that he's into threesomes and wants you and her to get started and he'll join it. You'll have busted a fat-ass Nutella on her ***** face when she realizes that he's not coming, so to speak. Toss her a Kleenex and tell her to get the **** out!
Aydens_mommy91 4
You're giving her a Kleenex? Ate you softening up? :o
perdix 31
#44, nah, I've always been that way. I was raised right. ;)
cappellaaa 23
what a bitch, seriously you're better off bud
djinnyf 12
Well good for her... She could have told you that she was doing that... If you guys are good friends you probably would have, but then u wouldnt feel used...
onorexveritas 24
she's an idiot, move on man