Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
iHelloKitty_8D 0
nice :) Boner Furshurrr. If your wearing white, well then it's different.xD
zackzimmer 0
probably a boner u can't hide that
Kg317 18
period seems worst to me and I'm a dude
califathugs13 0
Wtf period is worst I gotten boner and its not so bad
dansco 25
A boner period
MushyLuvsU 0
Ugh, this is maybe too personal, but i have a hormonal imbalance so i have my period for 3 weeks, 1 week break, then another 3 weeks and its a pretty heavy flow so i know all about the having period durring class and its FREAKIN annoying and gross and embarassing... + you feel like shit durring it... x.x
TheShard1994 5
Holy shit.. That sucks so much :/ Feel sorry for ya
iloveyoungmoney 0
what a family :D
Quagmire_ladies 9
equally embarrassing. but it's more noticeable on a guy due to "The Bump". if a girl is on her period no one's gonna know except for her. it's not like a light points down over her head and ****** lighting "Period Period...Embarrassed girl on her Period!"
FroggyBitch_fml 0
Period. You can cover a boner up, but try hiding blood leaking out your pants
cuddlebunny3548 11
obviously your period. with a boner you can just go in the bathroom and think about having sex with a hobo under a bridge, a period gets stuck on your pants. there's no way outta that one.