Parenting, Fat and Kids: Nice of her

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Monday 7 December 2009 2:42

Kids call it like they see it. If you want someone to lie to you, ask an adult.

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well you are buddy. hit the gym.

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chibikari 0

Monday 7 December 2009 6:39

Don't worry! I love your boobies, too! XD

Propayne 0

Monday 7 December 2009 7:51

Quick put down the donut!!!!!!

maria101 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:24

hey fatty mick fat fat wanna twinkie?:D come on i kno u want it no? how bout this *gets a giant thing of ice cream* mmmm ice cream yeaaa u like it dont u mmmm good boy*pets*