Parenting, Fat and Kids: Nice of her

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Monday 7 December 2009 2:42

Kids call it like they see it. If you want someone to lie to you, ask an adult.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Monday 7 December 2009 2:42

well you are buddy. hit the gym.

Comments

jonny2x4 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:13

Manboob served!!!!!

RatIsKing 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:21

as soon as u read this, I guessed that it was posted by dessaye. I was wrong. oh well :/

snzizle 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:26

um...your child didn't call u fat. she didn't say, "omg daddy, u have boobies! ur a fatty!". she's just a 5 year old kid who thinks ur comfortable

MsNeverSingle 0

Monday 7 December 2009 6:11

lmao

sarcdude 3

Monday 7 December 2009 3:31

Well first of all, like the above says, she didn't call you fat. Second of all, if you're fat, you're fat. YDI.

RitzyDitzy 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:48

Maybe, instead of sitting on the couch, you should be at the gym?

ktmac1288 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:50

When I was 3 I used to refer to my dad's stomach as "pillow" so don't feel to bad. Plus, If you're fat then you're fat.

LemonStarship 5

Monday 7 December 2009 3:50

Lose some weight before she thinks being fat is a good thing

mj2123 0

Monday 7 December 2009 4:15

Oh, go screw yourself. Being fat isn't a good thing or a bad thing. It's just a thing. Period.

paintballjohn101 0

Monday 7 December 2009 4:49

yo 28, AT LEAST HE HAS A DICK, UNLIKE U, I BET U PLAY WITH YOUR MANCUNT EVERY DAY IN BED BITCH!!!

sarcdude 3

Monday 7 December 2009 9:32

YO 35, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU, IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT #28 HAS THE BEST COMMENT OF ALL TIME!

_Sophia_ 14

Monday 7 December 2009 11:39

win ^ :)

Boudewijn 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:54

They are called moobs :) aka, man boobs YDI

hilda_kitty 16

Wednesday 6 October 2010 0:36

MOOBIES!! and OP, don't worry... If you're right now eating healthy and exercising often, but you are still... large... don't worry about it. Take this from a girl who is VERY proud of her blubber.