By taz - 05/10/2018 15:30

Today, I saw an old high school friend I haven't seen in years and decided to sneak up to surprise him. In the last 15 years he became a soldier and a Muay Thai martial artist. My arm is numb and I think I may be peeing blood. Never sneak up behind a soldier. It really hurts. FML
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adcf04619 8

dude are you friends with the punisher?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"Thank you for your service. I'm less appreciative of the body slam, however."

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adcf04619 8

dude are you friends with the punisher?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"Thank you for your service. I'm less appreciative of the body slam, however."

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IrieStorm 9

I would suggest not sneaking up on anyone you're not really close with. You never know how they might react.

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acmariner99 25
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I already knew that, but thanks for the tip,

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Charlie Given 25
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yeah I made that mistake when I was a teenager going to wake my Vietnam vet uncle and he grabbed me by the throat and threw me across the room and I started screaming it's me Charlie that really didn't help his CPTSD flashback he was having got my ass kicked by a guy half my weight &size and I was a trained fighter 😕

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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You saw a friend from high school and your response was to sneak up on them like a five-year-old? YDI for being immature.

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wtfdaemon 3

Give me a break with this stupid bullshit. No one does this shit accidentally.

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peterblackmer91 12
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Never sneak up on anyone. What the hell??

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