Today, I saw an old high school friend I haven't seen in years and decided to sneak up to surprise him. In the last 15 years he became a soldier and a Muay Thai martial artist. My arm is numb and I think I may be peeing blood. Never sneak up behind a soldier. It really hurts. FML
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melisssa87
| 30
That will teach you to not sneak up on people, you never know who carries something sharp or a brick
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adcf04619
| 8
dude are you friends with the punisher?
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By
melisssa87
| 30
That will teach you to not sneak up on people, you never know who carries something sharp or a brick
By
adcf04619
| 8
dude are you friends with the punisher?
By
BurnInDemonFire
| 30
"Thank you for your service. I'm less appreciative of the body slam, however."
By
IrieStorm
| 9
I would suggest not sneaking up on anyone you're not really close with. You never know how they might react.
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acmariner99
| 23
I already knew that, but thanks for the tip,
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Charlie Given
| 23
yeah I made that mistake when I was a teenager going to wake my Vietnam vet uncle and he grabbed me by the throat and threw me across the room and I started screaming it's me Charlie that really didn't help his CPTSD flashback he was having got my ass kicked by a guy half my weight &size and I was a trained fighter đ
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
You saw a friend from high school and your response was to sneak up on them like a five-year-old? YDI for being immature.
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wtfdaemon
| 3
Give me a break with this stupid bullshit. No one does this shit accidentally.