That will teach you to not sneak up on people, you never know who carries something sharp or a brick

dude are you friends with the punisher?

"Thank you for your service. I'm less appreciative of the body slam, however."

I would suggest not sneaking up on anyone you're not really close with. You never know how they might react.

dont sneak up on anyone you idiot. ydi

I already knew that, but thanks for the tip,

yeah I made that mistake when I was a teenager going to wake my Vietnam vet uncle and he grabbed me by the throat and threw me across the room and I started screaming it's me Charlie that really didn't help his CPTSD flashback he was having got my ass kicked by a guy half my weight &size and I was a trained fighter 😕

You saw a friend from high school and your response was to sneak up on them like a five-year-old? YDI for being immature.

Give me a break with this stupid bullshit. No one does this shit accidentally.