Intimacy: New laws - FML

New laws

By Andrew - 23/08/2011 14:46 - United States

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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

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oops_im_fucked 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:53

Vote Op's grandpa!!! 2012!!!

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:53

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".

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apt1234 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:46

Good plan

idkwhat2sayfyl 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:46

I'd vote for him

EmmyBabe_fml 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:53

I like your Grandpa's style.

sedonasunrise 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:54

Your grandpa's a trooper.

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:56

your grandpa sounds pretty awesome to me.

BowlerGirl_18 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:56

OP's grandpa for 2012 presidency! The prisons are crowded nyways

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:00

I personally LOVE THIS!

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:02

Please convince him to run for president! I would soooooo vote for him!

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:03

Grandpa 2012 not just for te US but for all the world!!

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:03

So you life doesn't suck and yet you don't deserve anything we need a new button just for FML's like this

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