Neighbors from hell

By Myself - 06/09/2010 10:45 - United States

Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 491
You deserved it 16 988

Same thing different taste

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WTSchool 0

You 'politely screamed'? I never knew people could scream... with manners.

DisappearingRose 18

haha, that sucks. I would've gotten mad too though

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Goddamn people here are stupid. It's written irony. It -is- impossible to politely scream "stop honking your ******* horn", and that is the point. It wasn't. The absurdity of the phrase is what makes it entertaining to read. On another note, my response would have been to go back into the house, and come out with a golf club or similar other bashing object, and walk towards the car hefting it like you are gonna bash some windscreen in.

agree 237, the comments here makes me lose faith in humanity

many ways... well not really but in my head it's veery polite

tykiej 0

That is when you calmly walk into your house and walk out cocking your shotgun.

For all the people that didn't get the sarcasm in op's statement,you all need to get off the computer you've been stuck to these past few years and experience a social life not network because you obviously learnt the basic socialization skills.

I'd of been mad to but how the he'll is screaming polite? especially when you say the f word ydi. don't be so rude nxt time he'll prob ram into ur car instead

how do you politely yell stop honking your f-ing horn? I don't think it's possible to "politely" curse

its your fault, because you yelled at them.