Nasty

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 11:24 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML
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AsainChick 0

You shoul probably get that checked out...

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saIty 17

That's when you know your pleaser is giving 120%.

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fromthesuck 8

Sand paper... for his pleasure

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vhillsflove 0

You were probably too chapped from touching yourself... YDI.

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tencentsakiss 19

If you are female, this is actually pretty normal. Things can tear pretty easily down there, especially the hymen. I've heard of this happening quite a lot. If you're male, you may want to get that checked out.

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tencentsakiss 19

Ok the app was being glitchy, OP is a male, oops.

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Trainspotting_fml 9

Am I the only person who thought, "That's a bloody ****-up." ?

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vampire1618 5

I feel bad for laughing but two of my friends who are dating, the dudes afraid his gf will "brake it" or in case of a bj "bite it off by accident". I've given my ex hand-jobs and nothing bad happened to him haha.

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anndiwhite 0

Hahaaha oh that's funny shit.

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trskln 1

You know, of course, that "jerked off" is simply a figure of speech, right ???

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stallion2521 0

That's not cool when she pops your cherry before you pop hers

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