Nasty

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 11:24 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML
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AsainChick 0

You shoul probably get that checked out...

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saIty 17

That's when you know your pleaser is giving 120%.

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hippityhopp 2

Was she playing wii tennis with it?

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Jimboom 11

Tell her more stroking the pet... less banging the last bit of ketchup out the bottle

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suprmidgt 0

Yeah that'll happen. As you get older if you're you'll get on of the talented ones and that won't happen so much. Congrats on your first handy though. I remember mine.

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toelie 26

If she was too rough you should've said something before you got to the point of bleeding.

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sunlovinmama 1

De ja vu. Is it just me or is FML reposting a lot of the same old stories just changed up a bit?

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kylebeast11 0

Wtf were u on ur period :P? Not normal go an get that checked out

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Tyr711 10

LOL should probably stop to think before you get a handy from freddy krueger.

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Shans021 4

ok honestly people are just being mean, if its your first handjob it can kinda be like your first time, you are tight down there and you may not have been wet enough.. may sound gross but its the truth if you are worried about it, dont be, it happens sometimes, itll get better with time, next time just tell him to do more foreplay so itll work better dont worry and ignore the losers who are being mean!

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Tyr711 10

p.s. this is a dude getting a handjob from a chick, just sayin

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kylebeast11 0

Haha dumbass!! This is a dude!!

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