My new best friend

By froggylicious - 16/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
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zah_ali 3

Just wait till he croaks it. Then you're golden! :D

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YacL 15

Tell the frog how unreasonable and silly it's being.

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IndiRae 9

Frogs are usually pretty understanding.

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Naggerass 1

Because if you kill a frog, the world is going to end. Good lord, stop being such *******.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Should we call Dr. Phil?

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JustinThunder 8

Take it to a special frog shelter.

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audiophileMom 11

Not worth the trouble frogs will always return to their "home" pond - especially for reproduction. Hey, he might start his legacy in your very own backyard! Better get used to the sounds... ;) some people learn to find it soothing though, hope you can, too.

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Passion4Makeup 4

I do like froggys. I just don't want one to keep me awake every night. :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

I sleep with earplugs every night- works wonders.

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lindseyluvszac 4

Cook it in a stew! jk that's sick, but seriously, wait for it to fall asleep and start croaking loudly!

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rattusrattus 18

Frogs tend to go back to the place where they spawned, even if there is no pond/river there.

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