Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Welshite 39
Start wearing masks. Batman is pretty awesome.
Welshite 39
No one ever complains about having sex with Batman.
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Comments (135)
TrippingOnAcid 29
At least you're orgasming from sex. Always a bright side.
Almost_Positive 18
Already luckier than too many girls that have to fake it 7-7 but it's not cool on her boyfriend's part
Invisibleguyy 11
@ #34 No Shit Sherlock!
nikkibodnarchuk 26
@16 I love how you change your comment from "try to control your faces, to "at least your having an ******".
natalieeliza 11
@ #58 lol right? She must really be tripping on acid....
nikkibodnarchuk 26
@ #71 She's "dropping" way too many "tabs"
ZorroRooster 19
At least #16 spelled you're correctly. You couldn't even with an example staring you right in the face?
nikkibodnarchuk 26
@ #82 Sorry I didn't realize this was a spelling competition. Do you have nothing better to do then troll around and correct people's grammar?
shay_serendipity 29
Face it, #90, the majority of this site consists of lazy nerds (myself included), so we really don't have anything better to do than correct people's grammar.
liquidhydrogen 6
There will cum a day when You can show your face again. After you perfect the art of having a sexy orgasming face. So don't give up, keep on practicing!
Sports_guy3 28
Fail^
ZorroRooster 19
^ Double fail.
Fuhkyoo 17
TRIPLE FAIL!!!!
RenoTheRhino 30
Quadruple fail, bitches.
zombraingirl 11
Tell him you think it's a good idea because you don't like his either.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Do it doggy style with the lights on from now on. He won't see your face and he can finish.
FYlife604 18
This or just for the home run, could always be reverse cow girl or just cow girl
gracehi 31
Doggie Style!
dabears1011234 27
You gross
Sports_guy3 28
Both of u look at #23's comment
gracehi 31
No, not like a dog. Doggie style. They don't have to go outside or anything.
Flowtastic 16
67 - that made no sense at all. Either spelling variant, it still means the same thing.
GentlemanBastard 15
Don't worry gracehi, I got the Knocked Up reference.
Enslaved 36
Why can't he just keep his eyes closed instead? Personally I prefer the lights on so that type of request wouldn't fly with me.
worldclassrager 39
Bite your tongue or try positions where you are not face to face or if face to face just make out or something many solutions instead of having dark sex
Randomperson13 6
Why so many ydi?
jagma_fml 14
sex shouldnt be serious tbh, if you can't have a laugh at some stage then it doesn't sound like a fun time, now does it?
Invisibleguyy 11
Too bad my hand doesn't know how to make me laugh. XD
abhi95 31
Well if you can't finish it sucks all the fun dry now, doesn't it?
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#89 That was so very clever that I didn't even fully appreciate it at first. Great job!
Goldilocks1 8
Hilarious!!
lwm 4
Sex should be serious? o.O ...I'm glad I'm never having sex with YOU!
Dcm210 19
If you don't like the front, turn her around.